I didn't interview for my position;
I was hired on the spot.
Wiping my supervisor's nose and feeding him applesauce is in my job description,
and I'm OK with that.
I get no holiday time, no days off.
I can't call in sick and stay in bed all day.
I never knew the true meaning of tired until I landed my current job.
More than six consecutive hours of sleep - deep, restful, peaceful sleep - is a very distant memory.
Vacations are no longer relaxing,
But twice as much fun.
I'm the CEO, CFO, and COO,
but my salary is that of a volunteer.
My bonuses are paid out in the form of kisses, cuddles,
and occasionally sleeping "through" the night.
I can't imagine a job more exciting, stressful, demanding or rewarding.
I'm a mom.
Happy Mother's Day weekend to all of the incredible mothers that I know and love...Here's to you and all that you do for your children!